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The Importance of Coffee A Ranger's Apprentice Fanfic No Spoliers It was an abnormally cold winter in the Kingdom of Araluen and people were doing everything possible to keep warm. They spent much of their free time huddled around fireplaces drinking tea and coffee. Everyone wore more layers of clothes than they usually would have, even in winter. Some wore so much clothing as to slightly impede their movements. This would have been comical, watching them try to move normally, except it was just too cold to find humor in much of anything. Despite these frigid temperatures, the Ranger Halt and his apprentice, Will, had traveled a full day

Chapter 1 _____________________ King Rian, ruler of Thislaund, sat on his solid oak throne, a scowl marking his face. In agitation he drummed his ring encrusted fingers on the armrest. He was not looking forward to this meeting with her. At the thought he made a noise that was halfway between a snort and a snarl. What was the Guild thinking, allowing a girl to become an apprentice? he pondered with disgust. It was disgraceful. Knowing he could only put this off for so long he stopped fidgeting. The king reached up to ensure his ruby studded gold crown was situated properly on his head. He ran his hands down the front of his black velvet do

The Preferable World Nyla Atsel crept her way through the maze of hallways which wove through the enemy complex. She knew she had to join the rest of the Rebel Fighters soon or she would certainly be spotted. The rest of her four-man strike team had been killed and the Basilisk Guards were searching for her. If they found her and did not kill her on sight, she would most definitely be tortured for information. She could not let that happen. She would not betray her fellow soldiers. The mission to steal the Union's blueprints for their new spaceship had failed. The intelligence the Rebels had received was false; the new plans were not even

I Wish I Lived in a Zombie Apocalypse ______________________________ Everybody at some point in time Has wished to live somewhere else Anywhere else They write Books Poems Songs About these other places Somewhere pleasant Safe Fun Happy Me to, sometimes But other times I wish I lived in a zombie apocalypse Why? Because problems would be straightforward And trying to eat your brain Or just you Depending on which version of zombie Problems like this can be dealt with using a A shotgun An ax A Molotov cocktail Not like now where problems Are not straightforward Cannot always be dispatched Are hidden in the good thing

                                                The Plight of Rodney               “I can’t believe you guys didn’t tell me!” whined Dr. Rodney McKay. He and the rest of the team, Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagan, and Ronon Dex, were coming back from a routine mission to a different planet in a Puddle J

No one can rely On the old, dead wheelbarrow The wheel is flat Rusted Filled with cobwebs And black spiders